less fun than previously indicated

I want to build a giant vat. I want to build a giant vat, and fill it with coffee, and then sit in it, so that I can literally absorb the coffee THROUGH MY SKIN until I achieve something more closely approximating a human shape. I NEED THIS TO BE A THING THAT EXISTS FOR ME, because otherwise i am just going to blorp everywhere and someone is going to need to get a bucket.







In other news, I bought a t shirt that has dinosaur skeletons on it. They glow in the dark.