attilatehbun: ([dashsquint.gif])

Yeah so I totally went Office Space on my printer today and I also managed to flip that printer shit all in front of several of my co-workers. good job atti

and then livejournal went down again and i am so fucking sick of this nonsense i am about to puke fucking pixels or something idek, and i couldn't vent about it so i was basically all like CHRIST i need a fucking MALLET goddamn (and also it means that it is probably time to actually fucking back my shit up elsewhere just in case and GOOD LORD do i not even what to deal with that fuckery)

and i'm frustrated because i haven't been able to write in three months
and it's been lonely on these here big old internets lately
and i need something to cheer me up or whatever


Three Sentence Fics! :: give me at least one character*, no more than three characters, and some form of a prompt, and i will attempt to write you three sentences of fic.
attilatehbun: ([it's my new thing])
The time when I get bored and post a meme! How original I am!

Name any story I've written, and any character in it, canon or OC. I'll tell you three things about that character that I didn't put in the story.
attilatehbun: ([this is not a fucking plan])
oh hey look what's this a meme that i am completely unable to do for anyone else because of failing forever

Based entirely on my personality (so block what I really look like out of your mind), hunt down a "played by" who you think would best represent me. Reply here with the picture or link.

As per usual, I hate my fucking brain. I haven't done anything even remotely creative/participatory in over a month and that's terrible. Worse? I haven't written a single goddamn word in almost two months. UNACCEPTABLE. UNACCEPTABLE. UNACCEPTABA;LKSEYR;AJKLNV ASKDJF /stabs self

Seriously. This is the last fucking bit of writing I have in my moleskine

For all his size, for all his strength, Teddy doesn’t really like using it. Yeah, sure, he does when it’s to save kittens from burning buildings or little kids from trees, or when it’s holding [[INSERT HILARIOUS BAD GUY]] upside down by an ankle to shake some information out of him, that’s fine and good. But most of the time Teddy just wants to be Teddy, because he finally can be-- be plain, ordinary Teddy who has some soft places...Ordinary Teddy who has a boyfriend whose eyes gleam as he pushes Teddy to the bed.

and that? Is fucking awful.


also it kind of looks like someone that is not me browsed through some of my googledocs, and i am displeased and also sort of paranoid. but it is also possible that i actually did do it myself and then forgot. see: horrid brain that needs to be removed
attilatehbun: ([alwaaaaaaaaays i wanna beeee with you])
1. Reply to this post with I AM A PRETTY PRETTY PONY and I will pick six of your icons.
2. Make a post (including this info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never ending cycle of icon glee!

mici asked for these, so

blather )

ETA: AND NOW [ profile] cross_the_sky WANTS THESE

even more blather )

Hand sanitizer makes a for a great remover of ink from countertops/desks

I am having a tub of olives for lunch

Children's Crusade #2 is coming out tomorrow and I'm about to pee my damn pants. a;lskdfuaien I have a persistent urge to write some porn before that time. this is a plan y/n?

attilatehbun: ([this is not a fucking plan])
the that's my favorite! meme
attilatehbun: ([love is like capslock])
Right, so I'm slipping back into massive fail recently and I am going to force myself to post everyday to get over this. Yes.

I AM GOING TO DO THE 30 DAYS OF MUSIC MEME THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM DID LIKE THREE WEEKS AGO (what, i was even born late, what do you people want from me)

Day 1 :: Your Favorite Song

Sunshine :: Atmosphere :: Sad Clown Bad Summer
I hear voices, I see smiles to match em
Good times and you can feel it in the fashion
Even though the heat cooks up the action
The streets still got butterflies
Enough kids to catch 'em

i am sure i have smashed this song at many of you many times before

Ask me this question on any given day and you will likely get a different answer but in general this is the overall favorite. It's a song about the little things, about taking a moment, about clearing out all the normal, built-up crap and just enjoying life. The beats, the lyrics, everything about this song just fills me with joy. No matter how many times I listen to it, it still has the power to make me tear up.

In other news, guys, I'm sorry. I cannot get on the Inception bandwagon with y'all. I am apparently the only person on the entire internet that can't. :/
attilatehbun: ([minemineminemine])

If you could have me write a fic specifically for you, what would it be like? Fandom, characters/pairing, genre, plot elements, kinks... what's your ideal fic from me?

there is a possibility of a semi-coherent SP6 reaction post later, i'm not sure.
attilatehbun: ([explosions are sexy])

The Fifteen Pictures Meme!
- Post ten-fifteen of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
- NO CAPTIONS! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
- They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
- You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

I will admit to cheating a little, inasmuch as I am currently on my work computer and there is pretty much nothing on it except graphics I've done for my company and some random skating shit that I haven't gotten around to uploading yet. So I'm pulling shit off of my photobuckets/etc, but it's all stuff I've saved in the past and it's my primary rightclicksave spot anyway. There's been no new googling or anything of the sort.


I went to the Kutztown Fair this weekend and it is a lot more tacky and commercial than I remember it being but a) that was 15 years ago and 2) I still got to see a llama. I did not get to pet said llama, because it was hot and grumpy and did not even want the ice-cream cone feed snack I was offering it, but I did get to go LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA and take this:

I also got a pickle on a stick, and really. Everything's better with pickle on a stick.

In other news I am fairly certain I am going to bake alive in my own skin and I spend every waking second cursing my decision to move to this godforsaken swamp.

cough well

May. 6th, 2010 03:28 pm
attilatehbun: ([this mah thinky face])
I was just browsing around pretty things on the internet to distract me from my poor wee bebeh phone and, well. I came across this one picture that pretty much made every thought exit my head that was not


And, well, I initially thought, oh I could just write something. Or maybe just post the pretty and yell NEED FIC ETC. But then a better thought occurred to me. And that's what I'm going to do here.

curious? )

attilatehbun: (Default)


Things I am happy about:

:: I get to go to Boston this weekend ♥ ♥ ♥
:: I actually wrut somethin hurr. how that happen
:: My love for you guys /snuggles

even if it is just that no one shoved you on the escalator today
attilatehbun: ([magic hands])
Well I am certainly having a bad filter day. I have already picked a fight with the SO on gchat because he didn't phrase something in a way I apparently wanted, and then he fauxpologized to me, which just made me madder. WTF, self, these are usually the things you are able to bite your tongue about. ;alskdug fun

Also I am having one of those days where I am watching someone take on a task I did not want and then proceed to perform it in such a manner that it actually makes my teeth hurt to watch them at it, yet I cannot look away. And of course, I also find myself wanting to stomp around and snatch the task right out of their hands and smack them upside the head with it and then waggle my finger in their face and say NO. NO. BAD TASKER. NO BISCUIT. And then take the task away and do it myself because then it will at least be done right.

Please to note that, as I said above, I did not and do not want this task. This task and its effects have no bearing on my life, immediate or otherwise. No one will suffer for this task being done improperly but the person doing it (basically). And yet. AND YET. It is making my eyetic come back.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh, look away from the car wreck, self, you can do eeeet.

Anyway to lighten the mood up in here, meme

I:: Shuffle up the iTunesiPod.
I:: List ten randomized tunes*. slightly edited
You:: Select tune
You:: Select line or verse from said tune
You:: Select fandom/characters
You:: Post the above prompty information
I:: Write something relevant~
We:: \o/

a :: Always Coming Back Home to You - Atmosphere - Seven's Travels
b :: Rapper's Delight - The Sugarhill Gang
c :: Not About Love - Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine video b/c i love
d :: My Sharona - The Knack
e :: Give A Little Love - Rilo Kiley - Under The Blacklight
f :: Galaxy - Monty Python
g :: Modern Man's Hustle - Atmosphere - Godlovesugly
h :: I Think I Need A New Heart - The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs Vol. 1
i :: How Does a Duck Know? - Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet
j :: Dreamer - Atmosphere - When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

ffffff some of these are going to be ridic

*when i am at home i will attempt to upload any of these songs that i actually can. contents of ipod =\= computer, always
attilatehbun: ([thou giv'st love a bad name])

shamelessly stolen from [ profile] willow_wand
1. Answer each of the questions below using Flickr Search.
2. Choose a photo from the first three pages.
3. Copy the URL of your favorite photo into this site: (you have to download the pic when its done then host it somewhere)
4. Then share with the world.

01. First Name 02. Favorite Food 03. Hometown 04. Favorite Color
05. Celebrity Crush 06. Favorite Drink 07. Dream Vacation 08. Favorite Dessert
09. What I Want To Be When I Grow Up 10. What I Love Most In The World 11. One Word That Describes Me 12. My LiveJournal Name

1. DanElectro & Kay Guitars - Ottawa 01 08, 2. Chiles Rellenos, 3. Boston Harbor - Double Baked / Color, 4. green sea of chairs, 5. OLYMPICS-FIGURE SKATING/ Johnny Weir, 6. Coffee?, 7. Lake reflections (V.Barrea -Abruzzo), 8. W la Grappa, 9. A Stray Cat in Certaldo Loves the Old Lady Who Feeds Them, 10. A-mazing laughter, 11. Sarcastic remarks, 12. attila

attilatehbun: ([hot])

My friend sent this to me the other day, and it cracked my shit up. Apparently floppy buns being super cat-humping machines is a universal thing. Do not mess with a bun, or he will stick it in your butt.

Another friend recently gave me a copy of Wild Ducks Flying Backward, which is a collection of Tom Robbins' short works, which is a thing of which's existence I was unaware. I am love love loving it. It's been ages since I had some new Robbins to read, and just slightly less ages since I had a reread of an old favorite, so I've been jumping into his prose like a delicious pool of pudding that I get to eat my way out of. ♥ In this book, there is everything from a three page ode to a pink Florida hotel to a story about a fart to a treatise on how kissing is awesome. Classic.

(I have like $75 in book gift cards to spend and I am hell of excited. I know a few things I am definitely getting, any other suggestions?)

Have a brief linkspam:
Jumping manta-rays :: There is something so absurdly delightful about how they flop back into the water.
like a shark or something :: HOW IS THIS NOT ALREADY A T-SHIRT ON MY BODY
Charley the cat :: Whenever I make reference to the 'brain thing' that my mom's cat Grania has, this is what I'm talking about. (Super adorable and not sad at all.)
Video game maxims :: He starves to death, because YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HIM THE SINKING LURE
Shaun and Ash :: Some zombies are going to get themselves heck of killed

Ah, such wonderful end-of-the-year (cough beginning of the year, but whatever whatever) indulgence. It does not hold up well against the previous year, which is somewhat depressing, but it was fun to do regardless. I shall just have to be sure this year is better than both, yeah?
Silly Fic Meme of Fic and Navel-gazing Huzzah


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