LET'S SEE IF ELJAY ACTUALLY STAYS UP THIS TIME

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Yeah so I totally went Office Space on my printer today and I also managed to flip that printer shit all in front of several of my co-workers. good job atti

and then livejournal went down again and i am so fucking sick of this nonsense i am about to puke fucking pixels or something idek, and i couldn't vent about it so i was basically all like CHRIST i need a fucking MALLET goddamn (and also it means that it is probably time to actually fucking back my shit up elsewhere just in case and GOOD LORD do i not even what to deal with that fuckery)


and i'm frustrated because i haven't been able to write in three months
and it's been lonely on these here big old internets lately
and i need something to cheer me up or whatever

SO

Three Sentence Fics! :: give me at least one character*, no more than three characters, and some form of a prompt, and i will attempt to write you three sentences of fic.