attilatehbun: ([death staaaaaaaaare])
and an even more mangled and cynical view of the justice system woooo



BUT I AM FREE NOW. \o/ And I can finally catch up on everything I missed in the last month! Because I am slightly less likely now to come home wanting to crawl into a hole and die! a;lsdkar;u;nva;





THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST FIVE WEEKS THAT ARE NOT JURY RELATED:
I bought a new bed.
I finally got a new damn pair of glasses and they are super nerdy and awesome.
I got kicked out of a bar because I got so drunk I booted on myself.
I went ice-skating.
I played a fuckload of Dance Central.
I lost power for 48 hours and nearly pitched a fit.
I saw I Love You Philip Morris, True Grit, and The Green Hornet.
I decided I am not going to go see any more live action movies in 3D.
I banned myself from eating sushi for a month splurged on deliciousness when it was over.
I swore. Constantly.





ad;jkah;diry I AM SO HAPPY TO BE OUT OF THAT CRAP. And back here where I belong. Sorry for being so absent I just literally did not have the mental faculties to cope with anything at all. My brain is still kind of cheez-whiz-ish in consistency, but the only way to get back to normal is to push through, so. urgh blah urgh a;slkdrja sob

What have you all been up to?


If you want to know I'm quite happy to tell anyone what happened in my jury duty but I am not willing to subject anyone to the five weeks of the marine insurance minutiae and the condescension and the FLYING IN THE FACE OF ALL LOGIC AND REASON that I had to suffer through unless they specifically ask for it. But if you want proof as to why you should lie your head off if you ever get called, I will provide.
attilatehbun: ([nana nana nana nana])
OH MY HOLY SHITTING FUCK


a'sldkhfa'seirua'lekrja'leiad'ogiah'oditha

BE 2011 ALREADY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS




FULL SCREEN THIS PUPPY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING
attilatehbun: ([this will not end well])
OKAY SO I OPENED THIS TAB INITIALLY TO TALK ABOUT HOW BRICKSKELLER IS CLOSING

BUT THEN IN THE MEANTIME I READ SOMETHING THAT IS CAUSING ME MUCH DISTRESS

cut for potential ACC spoilers )




/whimper
attilatehbun: ([aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa])
My parents keep the damn house so unbelievably cold. I do not know how I lived with them for 17 years and did not turn into a giant walking icicle. Seriously, how I made it to adulthood I do not know.

Every time I visit them, it is they've set up shop inside of a large freezer and made a sleeping berth out of several bushels of frozen peas and fashioned a sofa from the ribcage of a slaughtered cow. I would not be at all shocked to open the door one day and find them wearing seven scarves around their heads and at least three pairs of slippers to stay warm. I know that they do this, I know this and yet somehow I always fail to pack appropriately.





Of course, there is no amount of packing that helps with sitting on the toilet and discovering that your ass has frozen to the seat.
attilatehbun: ([/points at you /points at eyes])
Fedex, I am annoyed with you.

Fedex.

I am annoyed with you.



I want my package, Fedex. Why won't you let me have my package, Fedex? Why does a redelivery effort require a three day redirect, Fedex?



I need that package, Fedex. I need that video camera, Fedex. I need it because I need to take hours of videos of my cats, Fedex, and I need to do this so that when I am having a shitty day I can watch videos of Smee rolling around with the rug or Toodles making biscuits and not feel quite so much like I need to throw staplers at everyone I talk to. Fedex.

Let me have my package, Fedex. The kitties demand it.
attilatehbun: ([oooloooloooloool])
I have this like, incredible backlog of shit to talk about, memes to fill in, conventions/expos to report on, and awesome shit to take pictures of and shove in your faces--

BUT I HAVE BEEN DAWDLING MY ASS OFF.

Basically I was all like OOH OOH OOH 1000th POAST I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ~~SPECIAL~~

and then couldn't come up with anything at all and spent a whole mess of pathetic time staring at blank post windows trying to be clever and failing at life. Cause I obviously didn't want to post something wimpy and :| for my oh-so-magical 1000th POAST



/punches self in temple

Anyway I can't deal with the not posting anymore so I am being stupid and sad and pathetic in my impatience and thus, I am bringing you the world's most unoriginal

GENERIC PARTY POST


cut for boringness )

we now return you to your regularly scheduled internetting
attilatehbun: ([staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare])
So I'm sure everyone else has probably already seen this and I just missed it due to being a tremendous butt or something but I only just found it and feel the need to scream about my pain.




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