attilatehbun: ([nana nana nana nana])
OH MY HOLY SHITTING FUCK


a'sldkhfa'seirua'lekrja'leiad'ogiah'oditha

BE 2011 ALREADY I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS




FULL SCREEN THIS PUPPY I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING
attilatehbun: ([aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa])
My parents keep the damn house so unbelievably cold. I do not know how I lived with them for 17 years and did not turn into a giant walking icicle. Seriously, how I made it to adulthood I do not know.

Every time I visit them, it is they've set up shop inside of a large freezer and made a sleeping berth out of several bushels of frozen peas and fashioned a sofa from the ribcage of a slaughtered cow. I would not be at all shocked to open the door one day and find them wearing seven scarves around their heads and at least three pairs of slippers to stay warm. I know that they do this, I know this and yet somehow I always fail to pack appropriately.





Of course, there is no amount of packing that helps with sitting on the toilet and discovering that your ass has frozen to the seat.

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